I’m crying because i just remembered the cat that i got when i was 4 was named Spitfire! SPITFIRE!
SPITFIRE!!! I can’t even look at my cat without crying or having feels attack my little shipper heart!!
We enter a little coffeehouse with a friend of mine and give our order. While we’re aproaching our table two people come in and they go to the counter:
‘Five coffees, please. Two of them for us and three suspended’ They pay for their order, take the two and leave.
I ask my friend: “What are those ‘suspended’ coffees?”
My friend: “Wait for it and you will see.”
Some more people enter. Two girls ask for one coffee each, pay and go. The next order was for seven coffees and it was made by three lawyers - three for them and four ‘suspended’. While I still wonder what’s the deal with those ‘suspended’ coffees I enjoy the sunny weather and the beautiful view towards the square infront of the café. Suddenly a man dressed in shabby clothes who looks like a beggar comes in throught the door and kindly asks
‘Do you have a suspended coffee ?’
It’s simple - people pay in advance for a coffee meant for someone who can not afford a warm bevarage. The tradition with the suspended coffees started in Naples, but it has spread all over the world and in some places you can order not only a suspended coffee, but also a sandwitch or a whole meal.
Wouldn’t it be wonderful to have such cafés or even grocery stores in every town where the less fortunate will find hope and support ? If you own a business why don’t you offer it to your clients… I am sure many of them will like it.
Dear future husband, if this doesn’t happen I want a divorce.
Dear future wife, if I don’t do this. Please divorce me.
okay so who thinks the above commenters should marry each other?
I ship it
Actually, one Hydrogen is not enough to keep Carbon… satisfied. He needs three more Hydrogens, so things are about to get really creative on that dance floor. They’re about to get… tetrahedral.
Saturday and no young Justice
im never gonna get married and im gonna sleep with ten billion people
THAT’S 4 BILLION MORE PEOPLE THAN THERE ARE ON THE PLANET
not if you include the dead
Why limit yourself to this planet?
Why limit yourself to people?
I’M GOING TO FUCKING CRY HOLY SHIT
So I started replaying Assassin’s Creed and I noticed something. Desmond Miles sleeps with his clothes on. He doesn’t even change once in the game.
Imagine his stench at the ending of the game. He must be smelling like goat shit, cow shit, and sheep shit all mixed up, pasteurized into one big super shit. Except it doesn’t save the day and get the girl. It just sits there, smelling like shit.
APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE
Racism is a two way street.
I dont care what you think the most accurate gif I’ve seen for the feeling of removing your bra is
i don’t think i like boobs anymore
i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial”
and people will be like “oh like the mermaid”
and i’ll say “no like the font”
i got this new furby and it’s really gross so my housemates have been hiding it around the house to try to scare each other and i went to bed and saw this out of the corner of my eye
My dorm got in trouble for our wifi names… they’re threatening to shut down our internet if we don’t change them.