MOST EMBARRASSING THING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY AT SCHOOL
Our teacher had the projector on and he was googling our names today in Maths so he could see and show us what came up.
He typed in Tom Bass… Nothing came up. Someone said to type in ‘tumblr’ after my name, so he typed in ‘Tom Bass Tumblr”
guess what it came up with.
In front of the whole class, and my teacher.
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THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT FUCKING RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD
best gif on the internet
FOREVER reblog
reblogging again because cute boys and cats cute boys and cats
(Source: shrugging)
my dad borrowed my video camera so that he could film some instructional videos for his classes
and i just checked the memory card and there are all these pictures of him where he tried to record but took a picture instead
dad
DAD
DAD THAT IS NOT HOW YOU RECORD A VIDEO
YOU’RE PRESSING THE PICTURE BUTTON NOT RECORD
DAD YOU LOOK SO CONFUSED
dad
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omg there is a kid at my school with a frosted flakes box as his back pack if i see it again i’ll take a pic and show you
he changed it to froot loops.
and you guys thought i was kidding.
cocoa puffs.. more like coco chanel
you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING
WHAT DO I DO
ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES
FUCK
IT DROPPED MORE BABIES
MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH
YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES
FUCK MY LIFE
There is only one solution:
(Source: inlouhazthrusts)
